"For the last three decades many Americans have puzzled over a system that gives an R to a movie in which a women is carved up by a chainsaw and an NC-17 to one that shows a woman sexually pleasured. From such ratings one might conclude that sexual violence against women is OK for American teenagers to see, but that they must be 18 to see consensual sex. What message does this send to the kids the MPAA presumably means to protect?"

"This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?"

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Self-pleasurement is oh-so-good for the body and here are just a few documented scientific study findings on what “dialing the rotary phone” can do for you.

-It provides relief from menstrual cramps. No more trips to the drugstore!

-It’s a natural sleep aid. The most common time of day people play is right before bedtime.

-It reduces yeast infections. Making vaginas happier all over the world.

-It speeds up wound healing. Cuts on the body actually HEAL FASTER when people masturbate.

-Women who masturbate are more likely to have orgasms with their partners. If you know what works, you can direct others during playtime.

-It increase your sexual awareness, giving you the opportunity to discover what turns you on – the sensations and movements that work best to give you the greatest of sexual gratification.

-It gives you stronger orgasms by strengthening the muscles in the pelvic area.

-It can help reduce premature ejaculation. By learning to recognize when the body is getting ready to climax, one can start to change stimulation techniques to prolong sexual pleasure.

-It can give you different types of orgasms. Stimulating different parts of the body can enhance the types of sensations you experience during orgasm.

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