June 2013
How to use Loki dialogue in everyday life:
- Dad: Have you seen my phone?
- You: I sent it off, I know not where.
- Sister: Will you wash the dishes?
- Me: No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.
- Friend: You're so crazy.
- Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
- Friend: I would tell you this secret, but I promised not to--
- Me: TELL MEEEEE!!!
- Sister: Is Dad awake yet?
- Me: Father has fallen into the Odin sleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
- Sister: Hey, remember that time when we were kids and--
- Me: I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.
- Mom: Stop changing channels--
- Me: It's too late to stop it. The Bifrost will build until Jotunheim is ripped apart.
- Nailed it
